six alarm chili

The act of placing a finger full of tiger balm or icy hot in and/or around someone's butthole.

Lois: Peter, I don't think "six alarm chili" is going to feel as good as you think. I mean, look at the name!

Peter: Lois, this is going to save our marriage. In fact, use two fingers and get in there deep!

*45 seconds later*

Peter: AH! AHHH! OH GOD!! IT'S LIKE A POPSICLE MADE OF RUBBING ALCOHOL!!!

by akaMrAndOrMsAlias October 1, 2020

chili bowl bandit

Is a person that likes to perform anal sex.

I heard he was freaky in bed and was know as a chili bowl bandit.

by Bill jax July 5, 2017

Chili Fever

An extreme attraction for people of Latin descent. Similar to Yellow or Jungle fever

" I don't know what it is, but those Latinas are so damn sexy. They dance so well, sing well, have sexy bodies, are fun to be with, beautiful faces and they're funny. I think i got chili fever cause i'm not even Latino."

by farukhan May 15, 2017

Chili Tip

when a girl/guy gets done finger blasting their sphinctor and you clean off their poo residue like you just got done eating Nacho cheese Doritos.

Yeah bro last night I knocked out two servings of TK's chili tips.

by slytherinslueth11 February 14, 2015

chili gimp

Noun.

Someone you invite to your Super Bowl party to partake in your wicked hot delicious chili with all the scotch bonnets and shit who says they don’t like spicy food so you tell them you also made a mild version but you give them the scotch bonnet shit and they complain and sweat and maybe lose their ability to hear stuff for like 40 minutes but you know they secretly loved it.

Martha said she’d have a bowl of chili if it wasn’t too spicy so I gave that chili gimp the hot shit.

by dougie shitmore November 17, 2019

cayuga chili dog

When someone crazy pissed of at someone else, and takes a shit on the hood of their automobile.

Cayuga refers to Cayuga, IN. where such things happen, given the right company.

I never seen him that crazy. Apparently he was so pissed off at that bitch bartender, he took a shit on the hood of her Chevy pickup truck/ He called that work of art the 'Cayuga Chili Dog'. Not too firm, not too soft, just right.

by tippy24 October 1, 2017

Chili Taco

A chili taco is when you eat spicy Mexican food and drink mountain dew all night. The next morning, you invite your girlfriend over and have diarrhea in her snatch. You use the spicy Mexican diarrhea as lube.

"Hey babe, don't forget to pick up taco bell on the way home from work. Let's cancel dinner with your parents so you can give me a chili taco"

by GuineaGorilla January 13, 2025