Cardboard Tree

A silly tree your fellow classmates make for your advisory teacher:3

" MR.NAYHARD, you need a tree for the most wonderful time of the year :3 "
" no."
" Too bad. "
* makes the cardboard tree to his dismay

by SuckMyNutz42069 December 11, 2024

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cardboard balls

When you initially go balls to the wall but last second pussy out of it.

I'm going for it, I'm going for it, balls to the wall!
Actually I won't. I've got cardboard balls!

by julians96 January 22, 2025

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Cardboard Dragon Puppet

A cardboard dragon puppet is the same as a paper dragon puppet yet it is made out of cardboard.

Hey, I just made a new Cardboard Dragon Puppet.

by anonymous January 31, 2025

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Cardiff

Place that AIDS tries not to catch. Mainly made up of populations no one else would have

“Hey, where’s AIDS tonight?”
“Oh he’s down the clap clinic getting a Cardiff test done.”

by Maggie T February 20, 2025

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This term is attributed to the achievement of the ultimate form of orgasmic expression. To acquire this rank, you must ejaculate, defecate, and vomit simultaneously. Only a very select few individuals across time have been able to obtain this rank - such as Leonardo DaVinci, Albert Einstein, Nostradamus and Elon Musk.

Modern day practitioners of this ancient technique will often add the term (Cardom) in parentheses after their name on their Facebook profiles to highlight this achievement.

The secret to achieving Cardom was revealed to Tom Hanks during filming of the DaVinci Code

Cardom is much deeper than just doing "The Triple", it is a state of zen that your body enters before release

by Spanky Finkelstein February 24, 2025

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Cardiff, carDiff, cardifF

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

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cardiacawrist

The sudden feeling of shock, awe, or “heart stopping” admiration caused by seeing a watch so hard on somebody’s wrist that it damn near stop your heart for a second.

Man walked in quiet but that bustdown on his wrist had everybody in cardiacawrist.

Shorty grabbed his arm and saw the watch… instant cardiacawrist.

“Bro pushed his sleeve up and showed the iced out Rollie… whole table caught a cardiacawrist.”

by juicyjef March 8, 2026

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