Carter

A backstabbing bitch. He makes you feel uncomfortable. Carter's always try to impress for attention. Carter's never pay attention to you only their games. When they are blamed for something they blame it on their parents or siblings. Never date a carter

Carter's ex: ugh it's him
Carter's gf: what did he do?
Carter's ex: when I broke up with him he said he stabbed himself but then I met him up again and he said his brother and mom said that
Carter's gf:...
Carter's ex: just wait it'll happen.

by 💗♥️🤓 June 10, 2018

Carter

A guy with a head as big as a world, and is a DICK because he thinks he is taller than you...and he keeps on saying "well I have abs" like no one cares Carter NO ONE CARES.

Person 1: So who's older, you or carter
Person 2: Me
Carter: So, like by a couple minutes but I'm taller and have abs!
Person 2 (thinking): WTF no one gives a shit about yo ugly ass abs!

by Like 20 people June 21, 2018

Carter Wood

The main character in “Rather Be Elsewhere”, a popular up in coming musical that is sweeping the nation, he has to deal with many obstacles that come with being a teenager. He just your average kid, 3 dads, 2 friends, just a normal day.
-Just a Normal Day, Rather Be Elsewhere.

Dad 1: Hey where’s Carter Wood our only son.
Dad 2: I think he’s getting ready.
Dad 3: Yeah he’ll be down in a minute.
Dad 1: I love you guys.
Dad 2, Dad 3: We love you too.

by Decent Definitions June 23, 2018

career breeder

A woman who continuously breeds for the purpose of monetary reasons, in place of gainful employment. Specifically with multiple fathers and usually after the older children are school-aged.

Did you hear who is pregnant again with another baby daddy? She is such a career breeder.

by Ladywithadayjob July 1, 2018

Carter

Fat faggot

Carter can’t get girls

by Carter gnome July 2, 2018

Carternese

A three credit class where you must be equal to or below 5' 3" to take.

I studied for hours for my Carternese test, and I still failed. Did you just reply with "no" to every text message?

by TheOneWhoFallsALot July 11, 2018

Carter

Carter is weird and more weird but most of all weird, hes bad at fork knife and he doesn't build in fork knife, these are the symptoms to know if your a carter
1. u don't build in Fortnite
2. u cant aim in fortnite
3. u eat like an animal
4. u sing the Pokemon X song on the swings
Last of all 5. ur a complete noob

Person A: why does this kid not build?
Person B: Because hes carter.
Person A: Oh Sh**

by Pipluplife July 26, 2018