Leaving piles of shit all over someone's bathroom floor because you were blitzed on beer and Jager-bombs, and you couldn't find a light switch or the toilet for that matter. Bonus points for landing Bathtub Bombs and Trashcan Treats in an attempt to find something round and porcelain to hang your ass over.
I got plowed at the pub, got 5 numbers, got a ride home, and left Cave Crickets all over the bathroom floor of some nice person since I was falling down drunk and some asshole put the light switch behind the bathroom door. I had shit from wall to wall in that place...and no square inch of linoleum was spared.
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To successfully perform an Aladdin's Cave, the man must first find a suitable candidate. A female that has suffered with chronic obstructive pulmonary disease (COPD) for a number of years will suffice.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
The man must first wait until the female has fallen deeply into a slumberous sleep. Following this, in one swift and committed manoeuvre, he enters his erect penis in to the anus of the sleeping candidate.
At the exact point of the female waking, the man must throw ground cumin in to the mouth and nose of the female, whilst shouting 'diamond in the rough!', causing the female, with a whooping cough to close her anus tight.
The males penis must escape the anus before it has completely tightened for it to truly count as an Aladdin's Cave.
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Get the Man Cave mug.What it sounds like when someone keeps asking, "Can I see?", and a description of an annoying person who is constantly trying to butt into your business.
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Verb: "To Bat Cave It", or "Bat Cave it up" is the act of constructing ones cave, and then wreaping the glorious benefits of now, being the owner and inhabitant of said Bat Cave.
Verb: "To Bat Cave It", or "Bat Cave it up" is the act of constructing ones cave, and then wreaping the glorious benefits of now, being the owner and inhabitant of said Bat Cave.
at around 1400 on wednesday, after a long week of studying and waking up in time to make it to breakfast formation at 0700, cadet T decides to say the hell with the world, drinks a bottle of nyquil and begins making his Bat Cave. just as Cadet T finishes and begins to feel the effects of the nyquil, Cadet F walks in to the large.
Cadet F; sup g? whats that?
Cadet T; Bat Cave nigga.
Cadet F; rough week?
Cadet T; YUTT! i just drank some nyquill.
Cadet F; word, might do the same
(enters Cadet B)
Cadet B; sweet Bat Cave.
(Cadet T passes out on floor)
Cadet B; dibs *crawls into Bat Cave*
Cadet F; sup g? whats that?
Cadet T; Bat Cave nigga.
Cadet F; rough week?
Cadet T; YUTT! i just drank some nyquill.
Cadet F; word, might do the same
(enters Cadet B)
Cadet B; sweet Bat Cave.
(Cadet T passes out on floor)
Cadet B; dibs *crawls into Bat Cave*
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