Cream-pie

When a guy shoots a thick white substance in girls pussy

Johny boy fucked the school slut and gave her a cream-pie

by Lobo-10-30 April 29, 2019

Ice Cream

The strongest anti-depressant, capable of curing any form of sadness. Comes in many flavours, and can be combined to reach ultimate tranquillity. Ice Cream also has remarkable healing properties, able to cure the pain of any abrasion or graze, while still providing the user with a healthy supplement.

"Oh my, my parents died and my fish got eaten by my cat who then died of a cardiac arrest and i fell off my bike and snapped both my femurs landing on a newborn baby, causing it to roll down a hill, in front of a petrol tanker that swerved, crashing into an orphanage and burning it to the ground. And now i'm in a wheelchair forever as a paraplegic. I need some ice cream."

by Confooshus October 25, 2017

poured the cream

The act of pre-mature ejaculation

girl: Bend me over the table and rail me hard!
guy: Dammit I just poured the cream
girl: "Unsatisfied"

by urbanwriter777 April 20, 2010

cream party

when one two or more persons cream in ones asshole

Person1-Why's Jane walking funny?
Person 2-Oh she had a cream party last night

by stryang May 24, 2016

[Krispy Cream]

A blowjob given to a day old pussy juice covered penis.

The girl next door fucked my brains out last night without out a condom, assisting in my completion of a Krispy Cream from my girlfriend the next morning!

by MCTAHOE July 3, 2011

Cream machine

Hunter

Hunter is a cream machine

by Big boy fishy February 28, 2020

Coffee creamed

A white male having sex with a black female.
Term comes from how coffee changes colors from black to a lighter shade of brown from a creamer

We've seen coal burners but never see the coffee creamed in public

by Jerryboiz December 3, 2019