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Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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Packin' Chain

A term used to describe when someone has weapon-like confidence.
"Harold's yo-mama joke was so good, everyone knew he was packin' chain."

"I knew Harold was packin' chain at his board meeting presentation when everyone gave him a standing ovation."
by meatballninja June 23, 2011
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Event Chairman

A person who co-ordinates large scale functions. Key tasks include: purchasing colored wrist bands and organizing event buses.
All of my friends are on Bus 2 but it's full. Let's call Ashley, the Event Chairman, she'll know what to do!
by EDPathway October 7, 2013
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Spinny chair

The most amazing chair every. Everyone needs one. It is a rule to Spin if one is sitting on it.
Dude you have a Spinny chair?
Yeah man, its awesome
by internal_blond April 28, 2015
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Spielberg Chainqueef

To release several loud and satisfactorily sounding farts in a row
My homeboy was eating so much Chipotle that he released a Spielberg Chainqueef, unfortunately, no one was watching.
by Mataniata August 19, 2015
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semen chain-gun

The act of rapidly squeezing your dick when you cum, Making several small drops of cum fly from your cock, resembling a chain-gun.
Jenny: Last night James gave me a semen chain-gun
Jessica: Wow, I'm jealous!
by RampagedAlpaca June 20, 2016
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tire chain

When multiple men cum on a fat woman's fat rolls.
That orgy was awesome, that hefty broad was covered in tire chains
by Sexual Tyrannosaurus January 1, 2017
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