Cape Cod cunt cake 

An affluent person on CapeCod, being a typical douche bag.

Hey you Cape Cod cunt cake, back your god damn grocery cart up and get the fuck out of my way.

Cape Cod cunt cake by Yeti guy November 25, 2017

belgian knuckle cake

Fisting a blue waffle with favorite topping then licking it off

Damn Girl! I would totally give you a Belgian knuckle cake

belgian knuckle cake by Stemack February 1, 2018

Alaskan Drip Cake 

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.

"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "

Alaskan Drip Cake by Ricky Diamond August 19, 2021

Frosted Chocolate Cake 

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

Frosted Chocolate Cake by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

For fudge cake 

A more polite but equally comprehensible version of "For fuck's sake". They'll know what you restrained yourself from saying. Can be used in both senses of the original phrase.

1. "Isn't that your girlfriend with Texas Pete over there Superted?"
"For fudge cake! I just bought the heifer a holiday!"

2. "For fudge cake, please refrain from sticking your fingers in the fudge cake."

For fudge cake by conciliation March 8, 2009

Cakeface

A girl who wears so much Foundation, it looks like you could scoop part of her face off with a fork.

"Did you see how much foundation that girl was putting on?"

"I know, she's got a cakeface now."

Cakeface by Lair May 18, 2007

cake flushing

When you recieve a cake that is of no use, often as it cannot be carried through customs, it can be, for humourous results, flushed down the toilet.

This is cake flushing with Nick Frost.

cake flushing by Mattus111 June 29, 2007