Board games

only the most edgiest people use this and is one those items that your idiot parents are telling you to do every single hour while you are playing fortnite with headphones that are blasting in your ears the careless whisper and then you think someone is in the room but then no one is MAGIC so then you keep playing fortnite but then realising someone is knocking on the door and you open it and its your girlfriend and you were going to take her out today so you said come play fortninte but this girl is not some gamer girl she is a person with no regret in hurting someone and your girlfriend had hurt your best friend in the third grade and then once you told him you have a girlfriend with that person you then regret telling him that because now you have no friend and then you eventually say i give up and then you killed

you-i play board games

guy-your trash you weeb

by Taiyaburger June 8, 2018

boatrace

An evening defined by drunken shenanigans, gratuitous dancing, good company and good tunes. Usually including Jaff.

Mate, what a fucking boatrace, it was mate.
Fancy a boatrace?

by Womsam December 31, 2007

e-board

The virtual keyboard used on HTC, iPhone, or other touchscreen mobile devices, like the iPad, iPod Touch, or other Android tablet devices.

I prefer not to type on the small e-board on my iPhone screen, so I just used an external bluetooth keyboard instead.

by Legonro February 24, 2012

boargasm

When a man/woman is sexually attracted to a pig or boar. Originates from San Francisco. Generally used as an insult.

That guy checking out those pigs over there is definitely having a boargasm.

by ging2 February 18, 2011

Bubbleman's Board of Evil Robot Stuff

keripuff hangs out there, therefore, it can only be the most fantasical place in this universe, and others we have yet to discover.

"keri hangs ooout @ teh Bubblehouse board!? It must b teh L337! Wo0tZors!"

by keripuff June 3, 2003

botard

Twenty-first century "dumb blonde" who has become addicted to her thrice annual Botox injections, driving her slowly to the poor house. Can be recognized by the generally listless expression on her face, even in the most tense situations.

Her insistance on continuing her Botox injections made her look like a "botard" to all her friends.

by EvenStranger September 5, 2003

botard

A retard who wears a bow tie.

pronounced: BOH - tard

When the botard showed up for the interview, the hiring manager couldn't keep a straight face.

by CatULuv2H8 September 3, 2003