board of education

A large stick, or board used in corporal punishment to strike offenders, paricularly students in private schools.

Come to the front of the class, your about to get a lesson from the "board of education"!

by Jay Mann March 26, 2007

Dash Board Ass

1. When you have sexual relations in a car. Typically in the front seat and usually with the female pinned against the Dash Board of the Car.

2. A type of girl that likes to have quickies in a car with random guys.

1. Guy: "I go to Martigras for all the dash board ass!"

2. Dude:" I just nailed some chick in the front seat of my yellow Honda Civic and I didn't even know who she was."
Dude2:" Thats some good Dash Board ass."

3. Dan: I hope I get some Dash Board ass during spring break and I hope the chick is in the Prostate Investigating as much as I am.

by Pectabyte June 15, 2005

Tomato Boat

A woman who has begun her menstral cycle, e.g. period.

It was our 10th anniversary tonight and Tammy had to go on the Tomato Boat.

by mixman65 July 20, 2008

Little Lady in the boat

Also known as the female clitorus, it's metaphorically equivalent to a frightened lady in a sea vessel of some sort. The shape of a boat shares a distinct similarity to that of a cooter. When the little lady stands up in the boat that is when the female clitorus is excited and this often brings about an orgasm.

"I tried for hours, rocking the boat about, back and forth, but I couldn't get the little lady in the boat to stand erect."

by Cooterscooter January 13, 2009

Boang

To be crazy or insane.

Celina is the most boang person I've ever met.

by Galacticgoat77 January 18, 2017

boardbitch

A "boardbitch" is a derogatory name given to a troll on a message board. Instead of outright banning the troll, the mods will keep the troll around to be the message board's "bitch".

Board Troll: "The Easter Bunny will kick your ass!"
The Board: "Like we're sooo scared! But you'll always be our boardbitch!"

by Havoc2 November 9, 2008

boastaholic

A person who loves to say things about themselves to make them sound good.

Mrs. Patel is a boastaholic

by billocks237 December 7, 2007