The greatest spokesperson of all time. He has done infomercials for Orange Clean, Orange Glo, Kaboom, and most famously, OxiClean.
"With just two easy steps I can climb over these seats and kick you right in the fucking balls." - Billy Mays
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...."a drive-by dicking"
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While I was having sexual intercourse with the babysitter, my wife snuck up behind me with a strap on and billy-dicked me.
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