Batten

The Best teacher you could ever have. Always there for you when you need him, and even though he is always ready to make a joke at your expense, he always has your back.

Batten: Adam Smith! (Does Jazz Hands)

by PandaAddict August 21, 2012

battery acid

The contents of lead-acid, or 'wet' cells (The kind you find in your car, for instance.) In this instance, it would be sulphuric acid.

Not to be confused with the electrolyte paste found inside 'dry' cells (The ones in your torch, for instance). This paste is actually an alkali.

Car batteries have battery acid in them. AA, AAA, C and D cells do NOT.

by Zakarius September 28, 2005

Batting Practice

Masturbation, particularly in males.

Good thing I took some batting practice before going out with Molly tonight... it was a big game and a big performance was necessary.

by Matt&Lauren September 9, 2010

batting .235

Batting .235 is a reference to baseball which means you're not doing well that day.

It means you did something stupid or something not expected of you.

Person 1: Man, my girlfriend didn't make me a sandwich this morning...she ALWAYS makes me a sandwich.

Person 2: Wow, she's batting .235 today. That sucks.

by soadness August 22, 2011

Hot Balty

When a girl has an ass that is so fine you want her to fart in your face and sharting is also acceptable.

That girl in the QC library is so hot I'd let her Hot Balty me.

by Lizet Belaustegui April 2, 2008

Baby Batter

Semen, Otherwise known as the man’s Gooey Goodness, or “Shot Goo”. A hot load if you will.

He shot his Baby Batter into me, there’s no way I’m Not Pregnant.

by CosmicKramerTheAssMan February 15, 2018

batting 1000

When a baseball player has had a hit or a walk every time he has come up to bat.

Even though Barry Bonds is batting 1000, he still won't get the batting title.

by Spaz November 8, 2003