bacon lips

the lips on a girls vagina....

hmm...crispy, looks good enough to eat

by Jonathan Doyle December 20, 2003

baconator

a large,white trash woman who sexually attacks men when they are intoxicated/sleeping. She usually requests bacon and OJ in the morning. called the "baconator" cause nobody knows her real name.

"hey, where did jim go last night?"
-"the baconator got him..poor guy"

by sillyface111 May 6, 2010

Baconator

A baconator is a big red pussy. As popularized by the Wendy's commercial, when you are in an easy chair and a hot red-haired girl crams her clam into/onto your face, you are face deep in a baconator.

"Dude sorry I couldn't smoke last night, I was face deep in a baconator."

"I'd love to be face deep in a baconator."

"I don't like baconators, I prefer dicks."

by atlho August 13, 2012

vertical bacon sandwich

Your mums sweaty gash.

Looks like bacon but tastes like mouldy fish.

by dunno August 21, 2003

bacon-slapping

A game played by sneaking up on an indivial and slapping them.

Rules include having to shout "BACON SLAP!!!" before striking the person. If the indivial being tricked mimics the sound of bacon frying before he/she is slapped, the slapper must pull his/her nose back and snort loudly like a pig.

Bob played a new game called bacon-slapping with his friend at work. When Bob had to snort like a pig because he lost the game everyone laughed.

by brody brono October 8, 2006

bacon love

noun - it is the used condom after menstrual sex (because of the condoms appearance)

I threw my bacon love on her face when I was done

Oh so your on the crimson tide? Ok, lets make some bacon love!

by WiseRook June 7, 2009

Streaky Bacon Rasher

A rather large and extremely unnatractive poop stain in your white underware.

OR

A dish found in a Bahama Cook Book

My cat is licking off the streaky bacon rasher in the underpants that are laying on the couch.

OR

Wow mom! Thanks for making me the streaky bacon rasher tonight! My favorite!

by Bstrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr October 27, 2008