emo bastard

Someone who uses the :-\ smiley on AIM.

He used the :-\ smiley? What an emo bastard!

by carlituhuh March 31, 2004

Bastard

A child with no father

Evan is a cunt bastard mother fucker

by Sean January 4, 2003

bastard

One with no parents, or, just an insult or cuss.

That stupid bastard!!

by isisj October 18, 2004

bastardo

a noun, used to describe someone that's a bastard and a retard. It's used as in insult against idiots, and should not be used against mentally challenged persons who don't know their father.

Lucy: Ricardo, you fucking bastardo. I hate it when you queefmonger while I'm playing Call of Duty.
Ricardo: I wish you would pay attention to me. I queefmonger because I need love.
Lucy: Maybe I'd love you if you weren't such a premature ejaculator, you bastardo!

by Dykatami March 17, 2010

Twos up on a bastard

Two males having sex with one female (when neither are married to the female) which in turn could produce a child.

You go out and a sexy lady catches your eye! Ask your mate "Wanna go twos up on a bastard?" If he says yes try your luck and try and get a dirty threesome

by Mu11y May 1, 2006

Jack Bastard

A Disillusion Football soccer Supporter From A Knobhead Swansea Footballing Culture, Who Supports Shitty Swansea City, They Also Believe They Are More English Than Welsh.

That Jack Bastard Is A Right Knobhead.

Leighton James Is A Right Self Impressing Jack Bastard.

by Teamian December 14, 2008

basaard

a hot dog that has been in the rolling things at a convienience store for over a day and a half. very strange and mystical. often chosen by those weak, or in need of companionship.

a overweight man with a pony tail walks to the hot dog section. he looks sad and a bit depraved. he looks long and wisdomful at all the hotdogs. after much deciding, he chooses a haggered and disgruntled dog. he chose a basaard.

by tbeamer September 27, 2010