Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 17, 2025

wop a bong

To inhale marijuana through a lung or improvised smoking device such as a bong.

I'm going to wop a bong.

by Captain Huntley July 13, 2017

beer bong

a funnel used to drink beer quickly.

dude, put that tall boy in the beer bong already.

by Justafriend July 13, 2016

bong and bang

The act of smoking weed and having sex simultaneously. Nearly synonymous with "pipe and pipe."

Let's bong and bang after English class!

by bongerbanger42069 December 03, 2016

Human Bong

The act of inserting the mouthpiece of a vape into your partner's vagina, and blowing into opposite end of the vape, filling up your partner's vaginal cavity with vapor. After removing the vape, quickly applying your mouth to your partner's vagina and inhaling.

"Honey, I think I got cervical cancer from when we were doing the human bong."

by acid)eater May 07, 2024

Boskilay bong bong

It means brother in arms

Me and my friend made this

Bro you are a boskilay bong bong

by Redacted gaming February 06, 2023

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson October 20, 2008