Bathroom blindness

The temporary blindness you get when entering the bathroom after you've just woken up

"I knocked down the soap in a fit of bathroom blindness"

by fatttt December 11, 2016

PhD Blind

The phenomenon when some who has a PhD and their arrogance has caused them to only able to hear the words of, see the contributions of, or acknowledge others people with PhD’s.

Great work! But don’t bother showing it to Joey, he’s PhD Blind

by SuperBAW January 22, 2021

blind insertion airway device

A medical device used to establish and maintain a patient’s airway when traditional methods are difficult or impossible.

I thought that a blind insertion airway device helps blind people breathe.

by Overall1728 September 24, 2023

Pecker Blind

To be "Pecker Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Pecker Blindness can be seen in simps that are found in most corners of the internet, but especially in the replies of overly filtered mean girls on Twitter

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being to everyone; He's gone Pecker Blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

Blind Ringing

When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated

X: she's the one for me

Y: Why is that?

X: The ring fucking fit.

Y: You mean blind ringing

by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023

D!ck Blind B!tch

Or “DBB”. 🍆🙈🐶
A) A female who will give up all morals or principles to be with a man that doesn’t benefit her and, will cut anyone off that tells her.
B) A female that will never be single will bounce man to man because she can’t live with herself refusing to heal or prioritize herself

C) A female that chooses to stay in a toxic environment/relationship. “He knows we’re home is”

Ex. Cassie seeking validation from everyone and the why she was with Nate = D!ck Blind B!tch

by ajsadan January 24, 2025

fecal blinded

The act of dehydrating fecal matter, grindinging it into fine powder and then blowing it into one's eyes

Guy 1: blows the powder into ones eyes
Guy 2: what the fuck bro?
Guy 1: you just got fecal blinded by the fecal fucking blinders

by BungusFlungus April 30, 2024