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Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.
Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!
by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011
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Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.
I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.
by Goatiiee July 6, 2016
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Muddah Ass

by Trini mario April 7, 2016
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Ass Dragon

A mythical creature, friendly in nature, who comes to visit one several hours after one consumes spicy foods - making one's butthole feel as though it were shooting out fire while one defecates. The Ass Dragon's friendly, playful nature often makes him want to hang out for hours, sometimes hiding for a little while, peek-a-boo-style.
One more jalapeño slice would just be inviting the Ass Dragon and I don't have time to have my ass feel like it's on fire every hour tomorrow as I am addressing the Supreme Court in a very important case.
by Muhammed Shibaz Moqito October 10, 2014
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Lard ass

An unbearably large chub ass.
I saw the lard ass and immediately hid my cheetos.
I saw lardo and yelled "piggy piggy lard ass"
by The best lmao December 19, 2016
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Ass lag

A situation where your sleep patterns have adjusted to a new time zone, but your bowel movements are still in the previous Timezone. This can be problematic for people who prefer to have natures calling before their morning shower.
My jet lag is gone, but I still have ass lag.
by Jayspray June 5, 2018
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arrogant ass

One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"
"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"

"You're an arrogant ass"
by Common Critic October 28, 2013
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