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by Painting-Portrait ART October 2, 2022

Modern Art Masterpiece

A Motherfucker Who’s So Damn Ugly that he could make Picasso cry tears of joy.

“You’re so ugly, you could be a modern Art Masterpiece!”
-Gny. Sgt. Hartman

by Bruv9191929 October 26, 2022

Sword art online

Sword art online (SAO) is an isekai anime where the mc kirito is stuck in a virtual reality game and if you die in the game you die in real life.. This anime tells the adventures of kirito and asuna ( his wife/gf/love) in the aincrad and after aincrad

Person 1 - so when are you deciding to watch sword art online?
Me - bruhhh.. I have already watched all the seasons.. Its now your time to watch the show

by Xyzp August 8, 2021

Oakland School for the arts

A school in oakland,california that is also known as OSA....It focuses on your talent....which is between vocal music,visual arts,acting,dance,instramental music,and literary arts
Yet, the dress code won't let it's students express themselves through thier clothes so at the moment we only get to wear polos and slacks......

Person1:"Why aren' t you wearnig jeans?"

Osa student:"Cause i go to the parkinglot-sidewalk-middle of san pablo street school..."

Person1:"Oh,you mean Oakland school for the arts???"

Osa student:"Yeah..."

by neseychild January 17, 2008

Associate of Arts Degree

It is the head up your butt degree for college kids that haven't gotten out of high school so they drag it out another two more years. It is usually grade 13 and 14 and it is a perfect opportunity to smoke, drink, party, and sleep with a hangover it away. It may help you decide what you want to do with life and eventually will get you working some government job. The classes they make you take are some environmentalist shit, foreign language, something to suck up to Mexicans because of human diversity, history, worthless math, a science that thumps global warming, see what they are shoving?

I am going to college for my Associate of Arts Degree.

by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010

the art of fucking yourself

It is the most beautiful of all the existant arts existing in this world; hell, in the universe for this sake. While most, if not all, people can do it, only some have actually mastered and have movies at their name because of this. There are many ways to do this, and they all depend on how is your mind and genitals (including ass) doing. Called vulgarly as masturbation.

I have mastered the art of fucking yourself.

by BoggyBuntu November 14, 2013

Art Room Closet

1. The best place for a 15 year old boy to hook up with a infinitely more intelligent 14 year old artsy-girl.

2. The place were ledgends are born.

3. The best place to christen a new high school.

4. The place where my best friend hooked up with a girl that I didn't like.

I'm so dissapointed in you, I couldn't believe you would sink so low as to hook up with dumb boy in the Art Room Closet.

At North, the best place to hook up is the Art Room Closet.

by AM December 9, 2004