anal gasp

When a great deal of time has elapsed since an individual last engaged in anal intercourse. Thus, the anus is desperate and gasps repeatedly as if gasping for much needed air/dick. This phenomenon happens most of the time in gay men, but can sometimes occur in women as well.
It has been so long. Alas, I have anal gasp.
by fanyole23 March 04, 2019
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Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit
After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank
by Dengo July 15, 2015
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anal cheesegrater

the act of getting cheese and placing it into your partners anal hole. Then allow your partner to put cheese into your anal hole and then proceed to rub your butt cheeks hard together until the cheese has fallen out and is shredded.
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my wife wont do an anal cheesegrater with me

i get hungry after anal cheesegrater... well you know the rest
by Laverz September 27, 2017
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Pretend Anal

When your girlfriend isn't ready for anal sex yet, so you put it inside her pussy and you both pretend its in her ass. Usually best with some kind of verbal roll play.
She says "Lets have pretend anal! Oh baby, put it in my ass! I need it deep in my ass!" Then the guy bends her over and puts it in her pussy and says "Oh baby, your ass feels so tight around my cock, I'm buried in you so deep" and continues to fuck her pussy while they both make believe its in her ass.
by Ass Master Mumford August 27, 2015
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anal spitter

This is when someone cums in another persons ass and then they fart the cum out.
anal spitter- oops I farted
by Rbomb04 September 02, 2014
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Anal hangover

The hangover resulting in lava diarrhea the day after consuming multiple buffalo wild wings blazin wings.
Dave "can't come into work."

Steve"Dave you better not have an anal hangover again!"
by nickwbithches January 30, 2014
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anal fiend

Someone who is on the hunt for an anus 24/7
Wow, your mom is an anal fiend.
by Bush'sBakedBeans January 18, 2018
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