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J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>

J.A.P. (not to be confused with the ethnic slur directed towards the people of Japan "jap")
is:
A rich, preppy, spoiled, Jew girl. She has dark brown straightened hair,
shes from the east coast,
her fake tan makes her look like a mexican,
she has a Northface fliece on and some Moccasins,
or Ugg boots and/or Louis Vuitton.
Her nose is a Joo nose,
She buys expensive ugly shit to show bitch got money.
Her voice is either
a)raspy
b)new york accented
c)bitch
d) all the above

A J.A.P. can be found at any expensive university and also is normally found in the Northeast, including the tri-state area (NY, CT, NJ)

J.A.P.'s look like svetlanna on the real world. real bratty bitchs that like to get whatever they want and slut it up.
Sherry:"Dood, look!"
Paul:" Oh damn, its another J. A. P. <Jewish American Princess>, what a whore."

Ross:"HOw many J.A.P's does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Erin:"Idk, i bet theres something about how much of a bitch they are though..."
Ross:"Two Japs- one to cry "daddy, wheres my diet coke?" and one to call a greasey tool monkey on her 1500$ phone and make him screw it in!"
Erin:" WHAT SLUTZ!"
by Efler December 14, 2008
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American Idol

The only two good things about American Idol are Simon Cowell (hot) and Constantine Maroulis (hotter).
by Lady Pain March 7, 2005
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Gorilla American

A well known race of americans who cannot seem to act civilized and are persistant underachievers in acedemia and overachievers in crime.This race of humans(gorilla americans)strongly resembles thier simian counterpart who lives in the jungle.
Tyrone is a proud Gorilla American,but that is the reason he has been in prison 14 times.
by tickyul May 13, 2008
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American Pussy

An American pussy is a pussy that has very small pussy lips -or "labia minora"...
If the legs aren't wide open the pussy looks like a straight line and nothing hangs outside(Just like a young undeveloped one, we used to touch before the high school years.)...
Usually, for the full effect it has to be hairless.
Also, american pussies stay prettier over time, and don't become as saggy as big lipped pussies do...
Dude A: Dude, d'ya fuck that ho already?!
Dude B: Fuck yeah, and you know what?! She was fully loaded with an American pussy!!!
Dude A: Oh man, American pussy's da shiznit!
Dude C: Yeea!
by AmericanPussyLover November 8, 2009
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Irish-American

1) Someone who holds dual nationality. Holds both Irish and American passports.

2) A myth. If your great great grandmother (who ran away) is Irish that does not make you Irish. You are stuck being American, bad luck! Whenever an American claims they're Irish, the whole world and especially Ireland laughs their arse's off.
Hi Im from Boston so Im Irish. To prove this Ill wear the tricolour occasionally and have fake shamrocks and leprecauns in my house. Ill also be as racist as possible when it comes to Blacks, Brits or anyone else I think i should hate! Goooo Cellticcss!! They're Irish right?
by Fucktards February 3, 2005
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American Apparel

Where Cirque De Soleil gets their costumes. As a matter of fact, this amazing store provides the fabulous garments to circuses all around the world. No wonder it's so popular and overpriced!
Circus Organizer(boss): We're running out of costumes Oswald!

Circus Assistant(Oswald): Look boss, there's a store! I think it's called American Apparel.
by wowsad May 5, 2009
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american idiot

An American whom is a fucking retarded idiot. ie - George 'Dubya' Bush
That American idiot is a fucking retarded cunt, just like Dubya!
by Harry Fucker April 5, 2005
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