alayna viault

a narcissistic piece of bleep that will ruin your life and make you want to rip out all your organs and have a tragic death with the most excruciating pain imaginable. She also likes finding nemo.

Alayna: hey my name is alayna viault
Person 2: *runs into oncoming traffic*
Alayna: awww I wanted to talk about finding nemo :(

by Lexidoesenglish March 26, 2023

Allendramatic

When you’re an Allen and you readily think that your spouse has set a plot to kill you, simply because a life insurance policy was recently taken out on him.

I wasn’t paid to throw you off a cliff just because there are so many nearby. Quit being Allendramatic

by AmandCarol April 8, 2023

Allenskii

w person fr

;Hey John isnt Allenskii so cool

by deluxxe April 20, 2023

Allen

Allen is the best man in the world. Sends the cat kiss meme to his platonic boyfriend every day and the nicest guy you’ll meet. Prettiest and handsomest of boys. He gives the best virtual hugs, and has the best voice ever. Loves horror, even though it makes him paranoid. <3

Allen’s bf: hey! goodnight allen, ily <3
Allen: cat kiss gif

by AllenIsMyHusband May 4, 2023

Alfyn

He's a country hick from a backwaters town and likes helping people out. He says "shucks" and uses an axe. Great guy.

"Have you heard of Alfyn?" "Oh, yeah! He healed me a while back."

by bewilderedgrace July 12, 2023

Allen shot

What?

"Allen shot?"
"That never happens"

by JohnF.KennedySavedUs July 18, 2023

Allen

He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.

"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle

by this creature August 15, 2023