He may not be the most beautiful or amazing person, but there is one thing that makes him the best.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
Allen, he doesn't get shot. If you want more information, read the most popular Allen page.
"Did allen get shot?" -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
"No." -Jon Cena
"How do you know?" -Jon Arbuckle
"It is scientifically impossible for Allen to be shot. It just can't happen" -Jon Cena
"WHY THOUGH!" -Jon Arbuckle
"Because that's what Allen is. An unshootable being." -Jon Cena
"fair enough." -Jon Arbuckle
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You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
You may feel the urge to dismantle and reassemble IKEA furniture or adjust several bike seats with your head.
Person 1: "I am an Allen Key, put me back in the toolbox, babe"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
Person 2 (Gandhi): "You need to stop taking horse tranquillisers my child, man is not meant to become small hand tools"
Person 1: "Pffft...whatever it's Allen Keyin' time, I'm boutta Allen Key all over this joint, I'm comin' for your sockets MOTHERLICKA!"
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Get the Allannha mug.You'll never see anyone like him. Allan is fond of stealing your soul, and he does it by looking at you. Even though his eye's colour aren't that rare, his way of staring at you is extremely rare. Once you look at him, you fall in a deep questioning, resulting in falling in love with him. Whoever you are, he will grab you, and basically snatch who you were.
You will suffer. Don't met Allan please, I personally have been cured of the presumption to think that, somewhence, I will be free.
You will suffer. Don't met Allan please, I personally have been cured of the presumption to think that, somewhence, I will be free.
- I love Allan with all the cells of my existence.
- Ah, Allan, if I could only make your dear heart ache one little minute of each day as mine does every day and all day long...
- Ah, Allan, if I could only make your dear heart ache one little minute of each day as mine does every day and all day long...
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