ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

arrogant ass

One whos ass is the source of their self-confidence and claims their upbringing is the source their of their "superiority"

"I am superior due to my reading of Shakespeare as a child"

"You're an arrogant ass"

by Common Critic October 28, 2013

ass-froth

A phrase used to describe the thick, humid secretion of gas from one's backside after a long night of heavy imbibing.

Marcus drank a 12 pack of Schlitz last night, and now dude's got some serious ass-froth.

by jayhawk April 19, 2004

Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.

I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.

by Goatiiee July 6, 2016

that ass bitch

What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch!

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018

sike ass

When someone thinks they are gonna do something but get denied

Hayden texted me saying he was gonna get laid, I replied Sike ass

by Kevinwilson6837262 November 12, 2018

ass-tacular

is an ass that is better than all asses in the land.

DAMN girl your ass looks ASS-TACULAR in that thong.

by Tino June 1, 2004