jesus pancakes

a) pancakes that look like jesus.
b) pancakes that taste extremely good.
c) pancakes that look like jesus and taste extremely good.

Tim: Man..these pancakes are so good.

Tom: Yeah, they're freaking jesus pancakes!

by not.so.lange. June 09, 2014

viagra pancakes

gives u that boner to make sure your ready for the day ahead

oh yeah baby

viagra pancakes

by boiidkrlly January 18, 2019

Trash Pancake

Adj: A person who does not look good. (Syn: Ugly, dirty, depressed looking, etc)

Clara looked and felt like a trash pancake after viewing all of her old selfies.

by Astellaria August 31, 2020

Pancake Slayer

Term used to describe a volunteer firefighter, often of the useless type, derived from the numerous pancake breakfasts put on by volunteer fire departments. A volunteer “firefighter” that spends most of their career cooking pancakes, and very little actually being a firefighter. Synonymous with Ketchup Dick.

Man, that guy has 3 pagers on his belt and a generic moto Fire Tee, he must be one hell of a pancake slayer.

by anonHIHFTY June 26, 2018

pancake style

While making out, you and your partner flip repeatedly like a pancake

Man me and my girl were makin out pancake style

by Arcanoid25 September 04, 2015

Pancake Boobs

When you eat so many pancakes that you get so full your boobs actually grow bigger.

"Man I ate so many pancakes I think my boobs actually grew a cup size.."

"Yeah, you got some serious pancake boobs happening"

"Hey dude, did Jenny get a boob job?"
"Nah, she just ate a heap of pancakes and now she's got pancake boobs"

by dukeyj December 25, 2011

paducah pancakes

a sexu-scatalogical act accomplished by dropping multiple solid feces fragments upon a recipients chest, stomach and/or face and then repeatedly mashing them flat with your buttocks creating the illusion of stacked pancakes. This can be either a sexual or dominating act performed by consenting or non-consenting participants for the outcome of sexual gratification or emotional and/or physical humiliation. Ejaculatory response or orgasmic climax is not necessarily the intended outcome.

Leonard was growing weary of her constant domineering nature and manipulative tactics. So, in a final act of defiance, and while she lay unconscious from too much alcohol, he left her naked and handcuffed with a stack of Paducah pancakes planted firmly between her breasts and her auburn hair glistening with his fresh, warn urine.

by Rokittman November 21, 2008