apocalypse

1. When the retarded and pathetic efforts set forth by humanity are ended.

Dude, when's the apocalypse coming?

According to my calculations, in 6 minutes.

I can't wait man...

by idonthavaname September 9, 2008

apopalypse

the day the fucked up world bands all soda and carbonated beverages

customer: ill have a coke
waiter:were all out of coke
Customer:oh fuck the apopalypse is here

by jim bulby August 1, 2010

Apology

Apologies are like shit, you don't have to take them,and you don't have to give them either. You don't owe it to anybody to pay anything forward.

Don't take an apology, an apology doesnt change anything or anyone.

by Solid Mantis October 28, 2020

Stumble aporn

When using stumble apon to find pornographic material

"Ugh, my favourite porn site crashed...guess it's time to stumble aporn

by HellInAHandGrenade June 28, 2010

south apopka

The most terrible dangerous place in Florida also known as apk (apopka police killer) there's a saying if your not from here don't come here

South apopka small city outside Orlando

by apopka September 26, 2015

apostrophe

the title given to a unofficial girlfriend/boyfriend or to an on/off relationship partner.

Ian: "I'd like to introduce my friend Steven."

Steven: "What's up."

Ian: "And this is Steven's... Steven's apostrophe Johanna."

Johanna: "Hey."

by 89IA January 9, 2011

apoptygma bezerk

1.A horrible band scrounged out from the depths of shit so-called "industrial"

2. A band people listen to to fill in the blanks when asked about what industrial they like.

3. Oh yea and they suck

1. Turn off that apoptygma bezerk shit.
2. "I listen to uh...wumpstein and apoptygma bezerk?"
3. Apoptygma Bezerk sucks.

by DestroyMyMachine September 4, 2006