Tom Cruise

An actor whose work has been called 'less then Napoleon Dynamite'.

Why won't Tom Cruise come out of the closet?

by Jason Marak713 May 3, 2011

tom thumb

1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget

"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)

shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!

by geek.neo January 2, 2011

Tom Griffiths

Tom Griffiths is a friend who is cool and calm but secretly wants to join his best friend when she does crazy, stupid things. Also a person who likes Both sports and arts.

Person: wow Tom Griffiths is so talented and cool.

by StanGot7forSmarts October 15, 2019

Bilaal Toms

The very nice guy in your school. Very handsome and smart. Also a very loyal friend

Bilaal Toms is very cool and sexy.

by psidened May 6, 2018

Tom Willis

A white henpecked husband of a black woman. From the U.S. sitcom The Jeffersons.

You got to show her who's the man. Don't be a Tom Willis.

by BigBJ March 3, 2008

tom bumpkin

a very well dressed potato bear thing

omg i’m gonna marry tom bumpkin

by notlauren October 11, 2020

Tom Hood

A guy with a huge dick and massive testicles. He makes every girl who sees him insanely wet and is so muscly all the local paedophiles run away.

Alice: "Wow Tom Hood makes me excited"
Steffi: "Are you sure you don't love him?"
Alice: "Fuck me"

by alice is a retard April 6, 2021