Masturbating to Pornhub in bed while sitting upright with legs crossed, finding peace and enlightenment while busting a third-eye nut.
I was feeling at one with myself last night - so I flipped my laptop - sat crossed-legged with my fat cock - and Buddha Fap'd to the first vid that I got.
by ^^!$#@ February 3, 2023
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Guy 1: It's almost Fap February we must be prepared men.
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
All The Men: WE WILL COMPLETE OUR DESTINY!!
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Get the Fap-A-Thon mug.Earning money by fapping. Mostly an incentive for youth by organizations like fertility clinics, sperm banks and health care centers.
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