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bearded dragon

when a man forcefully opens the mouth of anything and gives one violent bone shattering thrust into the throat of the victim.
dude, i bearded dragoned the old lady across the street with such force i threw out her hip!
by nigger bitch boob July 6, 2010
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kiddie beard

A kid..with a beard.
Oh bah gawd! That toddlers got a kiddie beard!
by XavierF April 29, 2006
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Beard Of Zits

Man did you see Todd Marjama? He had a thick beard of zits, i bet when he shaves his razor is full of whiteheads.
by jagon March 20, 2009
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belly beard

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat
She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.
by Salohcin February 14, 2006
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Scroat Beard

Scroat Beard. The wearing a gruff unkempt beard. Often while having your head shaved or short.

Wearing a rough untrimmed beard reminiscent of "Grizzly Adams" in which the person does not care about their appearance as a form of rebellion or nerd coolness.

A beard resembling a nut sack.

Origins for the beard? Possibly begun recently with the movie "The Hangover". Alan Garner is the character with a similar "Scroat Beard". He is played by Zach Galifianakis.
Everywhere on campus, I'm seeing SCROAT BEARDS!!
by JOHN the UNDEREMPLOYED October 14, 2010
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Goo beard

when you creampie a girl and she then rubs her ____ on your chin, till her ____ empties.
Gosh, I got one heck of a Goo Beard from my sister Sally last night. :D
by driZatt June 12, 2011
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