Buffalo Ass

When you poop and your ass burns just as much as your mouth did after eating something spicy; such as from buffalo wings. It can also be associated with having to poop quickly right after eating the spicy food.

I got buffalo ass after eating those hot wings last night.

by Goatiiee July 6, 2016

that ass bitch

What you say when your girl asks what you want for dinner

I want that ass bitch!

by FASHWANIUGANDI February 1, 2018

ass ratchet

A jerk

"Her ass-ratchet of a boyfriend stole her car and ran off with her best friend!"

by Sarabellum1976 September 4, 2003

Gaggle of ass

A group of at least 3 women with fantastic bums

Dude, do you see that gaggle of ass over there? Makes my mouth water.

by natmckn June 26, 2012

ass foo

Term used as a compliment. Also a way to talk to friends.

"Sup ass foo"
"Trippin ass foo"

by CatMan357 October 21, 2013

ass balance

When to many overweight individuals take the same flight, the flight crew must split the larger individuals evenly on both sides of the aircraft.

Flight attendant 1 - "Why are we flying sideways?"
Flight attendant 2 - "Time to complete an ass balance"

Nate - "How is the ass balance going?"
Ed - "Ass Balance?"
Nate "*Mass"

by Slarge January 13, 2012

Heller's Ass

A moment of supreme trollery in the middle of a nuclear crisis level tense situation.

Person 1: Did you see that guy throw apples at the Russian Prime Minister when he swore Russia wasn't building nukes?!

Person 2: I know, that was such a Heller's Ass!

by ArmadaBledd September 21, 2011