Wet porcupine

The act of inserting a toilet brush into a vagina.

Must be crazy to even think about wet porcupines..

by Pelvic Spire December 3, 2014

wet douchebag

An alcoholic drink consisting of vodka, rum, and whiskey

Drinking them is also known as douching.

"I had so many wet douchebags last night"

"I had such a hangover from all that douching last night"

by Cohen816 January 25, 2009

Wet dream

A dream about being out of the lake, fishing, and drinking some beer.

“I had a wet dream, just me and my dingy out on the water”

by Lilbrat_5 August 13, 2021

Wet pancake

A wet pancake is basically someone that is rather fat and commonly named adam

Adam is a wet pancake

by Normal people other than Chloe February 23, 2017

Wet monkey

When you are taking a shower and you need to shit. So you shit in your hand and throw it at general direction of the toilet.

While performing anal sex in the shower, I got a overwhelming need to shit. Not wanting to ruin the mood, I threw a wet monkey and missed the toilet.

by Filibuster September 26, 2018

Wet Mug

adjective
1. The state of a man's (or woman's) face after performing a lot of oral sex on a woman.

verb (wet mugging)
1. The act of performing oral sex on a woman for long periods of time.

"Yo, did you see DeOnte's face last night? Dude had a straight up wet mug."

"You wanna see if Jamaal want to come meet up for lunch?"
"He said he can't. He's recovering from all the wet mugging he did last night.

by Millarga January 18, 2019

Wet Blanket

Someone who is generally in a negative frame of mind, sulks and ruins other peoples' fun.

Why won't Kate just pull her finger out and do something for once? She is such a wet blanket!

by The Wet One August 23, 2009