A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.
Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.
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Mouse

An adorable animal that wants to be friends with you! They may seem disguisting at first but once you get to know one it will be your best friend! There are endless activities to do with one! There are many thing you can do to dress it up too!
boy: Is that a mouse? girl: yeah! The most amazing, cute, and sweet rodents!
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mouse

i bought a 129 dollar gaming mouse
by bozo420 February 21, 2022
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Mouse

A tiny little fiend who cannot get enough of cheese
That mouse is a fiend
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mickey mouse stream

A poorly executed stream or livestream, thats almost amateurish enough that it is bad. It was used in Quackityhq's stream and GeorgeNotFound, Dream, Sapnap, and Karl called his stream a Mickey Mouse Stream.
by L4L4IN3 April 14, 2021
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Kim the Mouse

Kim the Mouse is a character created by FastGod on they indie site Gamejolt. She is the love partner to Marshall the Mouse, and Mother of Hailie the Mouse.
by JukoDuko June 18, 2021
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A sex act where one person dons mouse ears, suspenders, and large white gloves and uses a slinky to gape another's rectum open, spilling out the contents. When emptied, a funnel is inserted and filled with a mixture of vinegar and feces
"Phil's grandma is a freak in bed! Last night she gave me The Mickey Mouse Oil Change"
by PhatSphoincter September 26, 2025
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