gorilla tag

A game filled with little racist children that scream slurs at the top of their lungs no matter what time of the day.

Tom: I play gorilla tag
Terry: Kill yourself

by goose120 May 07, 2023

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gorilla boss

For that spunky boss given from the new Viking Employee that scares everyone... but has to deal with! Thank god for the grave yard shift....

I have a new Gorilla Boss.

by not me1123 March 13, 2017

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Munching the leather gorilla

Going down on an older woman who is ridiculously hairy.
Similar to tasting the fuzzy purse or the bearded beaver.

John: Where were you last night I tried to call you?
Paul: I went down on Rebecca Anderson's mom but it just felt like munching the leather gorilla.
John: Oh yeah I hear it's like a a bearded beaver.
Paul: Nah, bearded beaver is tasty, at least it wasn't a fuzzy purse.
John: Oh man, at least it wasn't a fuzzy pudding purse.
Paul: Yeah, but it stank of asparagus.
John: That tastes chief.

by TaylorS999 January 24, 2012

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gorilla burst

When a guy is getting a hand job, under something to hang on to, grabs hold of it, performing a pull-up until their penis is at the girl's face height, turning that hand job, into some nice dome. After he gets that one poke in her mouth, he blows his load all over her, concluding the gorilla burst.

Jonny: My relationship with my girlfriend is going well, but we have been at the handjob stage for almost 3 weeks now. How do I take our sex life to the next level without forcing her?
Joe: Just gorilla burst all over her, show her whose boss.
Jonny: Great idea joe!

by Dbro555 January 28, 2012

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