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sketchy chinese software

Free games, MP3s, unlocked paid software or other not-so-legit software downloaded from a website written in Chinese. You can usually find these in YouTube descriptions or shady blogs, promising hacks and bonuses such as free in-app purchases for games, but these apps usually contain viruses and/or adware.
Andy: I downloaded sketchy Chinese software to hack a game and now my phone is full of ads!
Kaine: I told you not to download sketchy Chinese software.
by Gearzein April 20, 2018
mugGet the sketchy chinese softwaremug.

Chinese gas pedal

When a blind person gives you a handjob
Can I give you a cgp/ Chinese gas pedal
by BigSauceDad420 December 1, 2019
mugGet the Chinese gas pedalmug.

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire
Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.
by Laylee12 September 22, 2016
mugGet the chinese fire dogmug.

chinese church key

The new bartender uses a Chinese church key. How flashy!
by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020
mugGet the chinese church keymug.

chinese moose humper

a small angry chinese man,who humps mooses for a living to support his 14 black babies.
dude.i saw a chinese moose humper the other day!
by yuushee mywang December 15, 2008
mugGet the chinese moose humpermug.

Chinese Crying Mantis

During sexual intercourse, while having a threesome, one man (engaging in vaginal sex) puts the woman in a full nelson while the other man (or woman) pulls on the legs of the first woman, causing enormous pain to the woman's vagina.
Me, Katie and Dave tried the Chinese Crying Mantis last night. Katie was screaming her fucking head off!
by Will and jjj August 19, 2008
mugGet the Chinese Crying Mantismug.

Chinese Soul-suck

When a bitch sucks your nuts so hard you pass out
This girl gave me a Chinese soul-suck last night
by Tommyc December 3, 2021
mugGet the Chinese Soul-suckmug.

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