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bean tap

When you get hit in one of your nuts, but while its mostly a near miss, it hurts worse than a dead-on bullseye.
Me: "................"
Wife: "Oh Jesus it was just a little tap; quit being such a fuckin baby."
Me: ".......hhh........."
Wife: "I don't care how hard you bean tap yourself, you aren't getting out of watching Glee with me."
Me: ".........hhhhhhhhggggggnnnnh.......,,"
Wife: "Go ahead and turn blue all you want. You have to breathe sometime, so ill just pause the DVR until you grow the fuck up."
by Nremtp78 December 6, 2013
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Bean Pouch

She caught me looking at snap nudes and kicked me in the bean pouch.

I just shaved my bean pouch. It’s so smooth when it’s shorn.

Not only did she neck down my entire pole, she also took the bean pouch at the same time.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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joe beans

by Mrcowlover November 1, 2013
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Smol Bean

Girl: You’re such a smol bean
Louis Tomlinson: ahh give me a break I’m big >:(
by Diamond97177 October 23, 2020
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freezin beans

used for somthing even more awsome than what would be considered "Cool Beans"
Guy1: Dude that concert was cool beans last night!
Guy2: no man, it wasnt cool beans, it was FREEZIN BEANS!
by theawsome dude mang September 30, 2009
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Ring Beans

Thrombosed veins around the anus that look like a little puffy beans around the anus. Also knows as hemorrhoids. Typically occur from just absolutely brutal anal sex.
She told me to hit her ass good but to watch out for her ring beans.

The anal this weekend was so rough I got some ring beans. I need some Prep H.

My ring beans are all itchy down there. I’m like a dog dragging its ass on the carpet.
by Eaton Holgoode June 8, 2018
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BEAN TIME

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These are all BEAN TIME. The intervals of time where you check the beans. You have to end all other tasks to attend the beans.
When do you have to leave?
BEAN TIME
by EmiAndArrow April 24, 2023
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