Phantom Pain

Like when you watch something that looks painful, probably like a dude getting kicking at the balls or those weird ass sex toys that guys put inside their penis, like who the fuck does that?

And you somewhat feel the pain yet you physically don't.

*someone gets kicked in the balls*
Yestin: Oh jesus christ, that's gotta hurt!
Marc: Yeah, that gave me Phantom Pain

by Bread God December 14, 2020

phantom incest

when you say you love someone like a brother or sister but still want to fuck them

sometimes i start to feel phantom incest when hanging out with my best friend for multiple hours

by evesdropper April 6, 2017

phantom reading

When you’ve read an entire book but can’t remember a single thing that it said.

In school I was phantom reading.

by Kanonymous123 May 12, 2018

Phantom High

A phantom high is a withdrawal you may experience after being clean on many narcotics

Dude I had the weirdest phantom high that felt so real

by stanstan300 June 25, 2023

phantom song

a song that gets stuck in your head even though you haven't heard it recently nor have been reminded of it by anything but this sudden moment it starts repeating in your head

person 1: man I have barracuda stuck in my head
person 2: but you haven't heard that in a while
person 1: I know man it's a phantom song

by Negroratory mammal October 13, 2021

Phantom Touch

An instance when a person can feel a touch described or visualized in front of them even if the physical action is not being performed on the person.

A common trigger for could be "Imagine.. __"

"Imagine I'm giving you head pats right now"
"I have phantom touch, I can feel actions you describe to me"

by Kylo Wybie Rivers November 22, 2024

Phantom Poo

When you take a fat shit and then wipe but there's not a single trace of crap on the toilet paper.

Yo chabester, I just had the best phantom poo of my life!

by gracegal April 28, 2022