garf weed

Marijuana that looks, smells and tastes like dirt. The bag of pot usually has a shitload of seeds and stems.

Jimmy Boy is selling garf weed again. It tastes like Mexican dirt weed.

by JoeyBomm March 19, 2021

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

Weed Disrespectful

Is you dropping the blunt during the rotation
Is when you talk on the phone during the rotation
Is when you cough during the rotation and don't pass it "PASS THE BLUNT"
Never past the blunt with ashes on it

Its weed disrespectful for you to cough and past me the blunt with ashes and it no lit to smoke.

by Deshana Shelton January 22, 2009

bitch weed

low quality weed. doesn't live up to the expectations you had of it when you bought it. it's a dissapointment and it's jus little bitch weed.

man, i'm so tired of this bitch weed, we need to score some good stuff, at a good price!

by Lorenzzzzo July 24, 2008

weed eater

weed eater
One who smokes a lot of pot.

Mary is a real weed eater.

by kevin June 5, 2004

Weed Bag

A person who carries their supply (weed) around with them constantly and shows it off to everyone!

Jack: We were sitting in science during lunch and Adam kept getting out his stash.
Mark: Wow what a weed bag!

by Sycodrive September 24, 2009

crack weed

An urban legend. Dealers always tell stories to sell their crappy weed.

silly drug user:"I've got that famous crack weed today. It was also dipped into LSD and alloyed with radioactive opium!"
intelligent drug user:"Do you really believe your dealer's stories? *rofl*

by MetalWarrior April 15, 2006