Jacco Balls

enderman's balls. Also reffered to as ender pearls

"these Jacco Balls are so smooth and shiny!"

by JaccoLover69 September 6, 2022

Faz-balls

Freddy Fazbear's testicles.

Gregory: Hey Freddy! Look at this new flashlight i found!
Freddy: Way to go superstar! What else does it do?
Gregory: What do you mean what else does it do?
Freddy: well i know it's a flashlight but wha- what else does it do, is it really-
Gregory: *Flashes light on faz-balls*
Freddy: OH MY FAZ-BALLS WOAHHH!

by Dreadful_Dorito January 23, 2022

red balls

Having so much sex as to the point where it’s painful. It’s reported 99.999% of urban dictionary users have never and will never experience red balls.

Holy shit! Jeremy got red balls last night!
J - Yeah and it hurts like hell.

by filmcomic July 30, 2021

Balls

Balls are something that you like to put in ur mouth.

“Daddy, can we play with my brothers balls?”

by Hardman69 July 22, 2022

Tension Ball

Noun: A bold claim on how or why something is or isn't, when you are blatantly wrong. False confidence in a false fact.

Person 1: Hey what are those balls on the telephone lines for?
Person 2: They keep tension on the lines. For sure.
Person 1: *googles it* Thats just not even a little true
Person 2: Wait really? Weird.
Person 1: That was a pretty bad tension ball...

by not_who_you_think_i_am_ September 5, 2016

Russell ball

Boyfriend to many, satisfies none

Where is that Russell ball? He promised me a good time but stole the change out my purse and left me underwhelmed

by Mwhite69 January 2, 2024

Balls on yur face

An expression used whenever you are pissed off at something stupid.

Dammit Joe, balls on yur face, i slipped on another god damned banana!!

by Kyler PUNK September 25, 2005