Cute Weird girl vibez

A woman who is extremely pretty. Often with “chubby” flattering cheeks, self proclaimed disproportionate extremities and a great smile.

Who says out of pocket things.

Eg. I’m vegan so if i cheese..I may just shit myself.

Her: So there I was just shitting lol. These nachos are great. Though nice choice.

Him: Dude you are giving off the best cute weird girl vibez we should hangout again!

by Kuffyc August 27, 2022

e-girl pussy juice

e-girl pussy juice is when you scoop the inside of a e girls pussy and the moist juice around the walls of the inside comes out

“yo bro I drank some e-girl pussy juice last night”

“Did it taste good?”

“no I have herpes”

by petergriffinsanus October 2, 2022

Dark Skinned White Girl

DSWG

A white girl who takes on the stereotypical personality traits and characteristics of a black girl including but not limited to: use of slang, style of dress, only dating black men, etc., not usually purposefully.

Made popular in a song by underground hip-hop artist MURS, having the same title (DSWG).

Can also go both ways: a black girl who takes on the stereotypical personality traits and characteristics of a white girl...

Girl1: Why does she talk that way?
Girl2: She's a dark skinned white girl...

by Tracee Nicole February 17, 2008

closet freak girl

sacred protector of teh weaky wang.

by Anonymous March 27, 2003

ocean spoon girl

A girl that blows a guy anywhere, including the ocean.

I heard lola is a ocean spoon girl.. what a whore

by Taylorgahdnpc March 15, 2017

typical suburban white girl

Symptoms indicate: LOVEING starbucks, Scared Of Everything and freaks about anything,All Super Fake, The second that interaction is over, they’re going to turn around and talk shit about each other in a second. think their "Typical white girl problems" are actual problems they like Taylor Swift, all that shit, suburban white girls love it. watch a movies with their friends while complaining that they’re single. Talks and texts using shorter things like "U" "2" "ttyl" "ILU" "OMG" and is ALWAYS self centered and flips her hair. Always asking about her appearance. AND last but not Least WHINES ALOT! WARNING IF YOU KNOW A TYPICAL SUBURBAN WHITE GIRL THAT HAS THESE SYMPTOMS THEIR MOST LIKELY STUPID TO, IF IF YOU HAVE ONE CALL 1-800-WHITEGIRL FOR HELP NOW.

"Can you come to the bathroom with me?"
"Want to go to Starbucks?"
"Ok SO I have a huge problem. My boyfriend just broke up with me and She's Talking shit."

"OMG I love this pic! INstagram!, Omg I have to go ttyl! UGh that ugly whore."
"Omg I can't belive I've been single this long I mean, Im way more pretty than any of the boys girlfriends UGH *Hair Flip*

"OMG DOES MY MAKE UP LOOK OK!?!?!?"
"NOOO I Don't WANNA GO! STOP!
what anyone else would say:
"WOW. She sure is a typical suburban white girl alright"

by YourMyBitch June 1, 2014

girl who cried wolf

A girl who cries wolf is an all to common occurence in today's society. If a guy makes advances towards a girl that likes him, he's a hunk, cutie, or sweetiepie. If she doesn't like him, even with the exact same advances, he's a creeper, stalker or loner.
The girl will often retaliate by seeking to embarrass and spread all kinds of cruel rumours about the poor sap.
This often happens to any geek/nerd,skinny or shy guy that doesn't follow social etiquette and musters the courage to ask out a pretty or popular girl rather then pursuing the ugliest girl in school or simply remaining a virgin.

David, a nice,shy aw-shucks kind of kid who had a crush on kaydra, whose pretty grey-blue eyes made his heart skip everytime he saw here. One day he worked up the courage to give her a love-note is class. She was not impressed by this "loser" and became the girl who cried wolf ; spreading the rumour around school that David was gay.

by bitches be frontin' May 16, 2008