D.S.I Syndrome

Dumb Shit Intolerant Syndrome. very serious illness which makes affected people cough/sneeze (in hard cases spit in someone's face) everytime they hear dumb shit

-bro we can't be friends anymore
-what happened?
-i am suffering from 4th stage D.S.I Syndrome

by altu.wwz May 30, 2020

caliyah syndrome

an insecure dumbass who has staring problems and just hates you for no reason

a fat insecure girl who stares thathas caliyah syndrome

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

multiple tit syndrome

when you have more then 2 tits

1. she has multiple tit syndrome

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Old White Lady Syndrome

When a person patronizes or orders others around to do simple things, entitled to others caring for their needs and wants. Other people’s needs are not as important no matter the urgency.

Person 1: I need to go to the restroom. OWLS person: I need my pillow fluffed, can you hand me my chapstick I need my toes covered completely.
Person 1: I almost peed my pants because she has OWLS (old white lady syndrome) and needed everything done for her.

by Lifelearnedhard November 19, 2023

Phantom dick syndrome

when a non penis owning individual wears a strap on and genuinely feels the person around/using it while it’s attached.

“i swear to god i could feel her around me, i was having phantom dick syndrome BIG time.”

by 3y3bagsss November 19, 2023

Harry Belafonte Syndrome

When a famous person who generally stays out of politics suddenly becomes extremely political for seemingly no reason.

Harry Belafonte Syndrome was named for the actor and musician of the same name (Duh). He was very popular and famous until the mid-late 2000s, when he suddenly revealed that he is a registered democrat. Suddenly, he became an extreme liberal activist. He even said in 2012 that anyone who opposes the re-election of Barack Obama should be sent to prison. This statement landed him in very hot water, and he was harshly censured before effectively falling off the face of the earth. However, he is still alive, and his liberal activism is still dominant over his musical talent.

by Ubeenbamboozledson September 25, 2021