Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you hold down the power button.

I burned my dick giving my toaster a Hot Pocket.

by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017

Hot Ugly

When a person is 'Hot Ugly' it means that if you looked at them physically and didn't take into consideration their voice, personality or confidence level, they would be ugly, however with the full package they are hot!

People who are 'Hot Ugly' have the advantage of still being hot into old age because it was not their appearance that made them hot in the first place so even when their looks fade, their magnetism, charism, humour etc. do not.

Celebrities who are 'Hot Ugly': Matthew McConaughey, Miles Teller, Tom Hardy.
Celebrities who are 'Hot Hot' : Leonardo Dicarpio, Brad Pitt, Zac Efron.

"That guy was so 'Hot Ugly', I wouldn't look twice at him in the street but he was so funny, charming and confident that I couldn't help but sleep with him."

by simon pottasy July 30, 2023

The Australian Hot Dog

The act of putting mustard and tomato sauce on you dick and proceeding to have sex with someone.

Guy 1: "Hey, are you still dating that maid of yours?"
Guy 2: "Nah, she was a bitch so I gave her The Australian Hot Dog and left"

by Yunita537 March 11, 2020

hot johnathan

A cute sexy ass human being. Owns all of the waifus whips and will most likely kiss it's lover.

Hey there, you looking like a hot johnathan

by Pong water September 5, 2019

I’m Hot

In the process of denying Amy’s revive just to get cucked by 2 autoloadings

I’m Hot fuck this imma go play minecraft

by bankedup408 October 1, 2020

Hot Wheels

A nickname that is used for Texas governor, Greg Abbott, because he is disabled.
This originated from Rep. Jasmine Crockett.

Have you heard that Governor Hot Wheels wants to kill off public school funding for his voucher scam?

by cahj May 26, 2025

Hot Pocket

Having sexual intercourse with small rodents such as rats, hamsters or chihuahua's.

Would you like a Hot Pocket before bed?

by MeatWhackerSmacker March 7, 2025