cock your trumpet

British
To take ages on the toilet, usually taking a really long shit.

"After that long walk I'm gonna go cock my trumpet."

"Oh you're going in? Are you gonna cock your trumpet?"
"Hahaha yeah gonna be ages"
"Ok don't be too long"

by dkamais498 July 4, 2020

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by billy suckdicksixtynine June 5, 2019

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COCKADOODLEDOO

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by )_/(_ February 26, 2023

Rockin Cock

It's just a dildo with a bluetooth speaker duct taped to the sack.

Honey, I wanna spice things up, grab me the good ol' rockin cock.

by Cr.4.zy April 3, 2019

Cock

N. Short term for rooster you dirty minded cu- cutie

The cock had white saliva pouring out of its mouth.

by Flippo_da-cow_Momma December 14, 2021

Cock hole

Where the cock goes.

Need to put this cock in the cock hole.

by Fly Felix February 27, 2022

cock puddy

A huge wang that sheds it's skin, in order to be able to preform the tasks it must to please the anus

I can't believe I shed my cock puddy and that bitch still sucked me off

by King Walker February 11, 2017