Silver Monkey Balls

When you are in such great distress that you balls turn silver and erupt with pain.

Friend 1: Bro this test is giving me some really bad silver monkey balls

Friend 2: I know right. Its like my step-dad is touching me all over again.

by The Voluptuous Ape October 14, 2021

Ball Pussy

When a person that was born male, is such a spineless pussy that balls atrophy to make a ball pussy

He's such a coward, i bet he gets fucked in his ball pussy

by Postalman December 12, 2020

spoon the balls

To put spoon under the the balls to hold them in place while a female sucks the dick

Mat: yoo bro did she spoon the balls at least?
Me: ya bro she definitely did.
Mat: she’s a keeper bro.

by Sub-hub June 19, 2021

Eight ball syndrome

Eight Ball Syndrome

When you normally play billiards quite well, but when it comes down to you and the black - you choke.

Eight Ball Syndrome

by my mAin Hack September 2, 2017

snuzz ball

A jizz cover ball thrown to the floor

My roommate LUIS is a giant snuzz ball.
STOP snuzzballing around.

Snuzzing.

by NotAngelsNest October 28, 2017

Nancie blue balls

A pretty girl with lovely blue eyes and a sexy bum

Nancie blue balls is my best friend

by slagxoxoxo April 11, 2022

Balls!

A term used when u have hit an all time low ☹️

Bobby Singer to Sam and Dean Winchester- “ Balls! “

by 67chevyimpala August 4, 2020