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IT'S A CHICKEN!! (or rooster.) Where you thinking of a penis?!!?! What the heck man!? You're dirty minded!
By the way...why did you search this up!?
Zack: "Hey man...look at that dude's cock over there..."
Brandon: "WHAT THE HECK! WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT HIS C-...Oh, thats a chicken.."
Zack: "Ayo?"
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Zack: "Ayo?"
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