Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
by watergod83 May 5, 2021
Get the Chapped Dick Syndrome mug.When someone is just all round fucking retarded. Just. SO fucking retarded.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
They are really large in the belly area so can't do much in terms of moving.
They tend to slur speech or speak in a way not fathomable to the human mind.
They are constantly angry, tending to annoy people incredibly easily, either due to their lack of chromosomes or just because they are just so fucking retarded.
They never make sense in actions or decisions always choosing the dumbest action possible and blaming it on others.
For example shooting from 50 yards out on pro clubs and blaming the LB for not making a run.
This syndrome is generally causes by a combination of generations of ceaseless inbreeding and relentlessly being dropped on the head as a child.
They have many illnesses and diseases for including but not limited to poo aids, general beardedness, an attraction to whales and a insistence to not be able to pronounce the letter T.
James - "WanNa gO On GEA" (Meaning GTA)
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
Ed - "Fuck off you disabled prick"
James - *has sex with a whale*
Ed - "Yep he has Chunky Chode Syndrome"
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Host: "iam 25 yrs old nt 16"
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
Professionals: "I'm sorry sir, but it appears that you've contracted 'wilmarjamesilano' Syndrome."
"wilmarjamesilano" Syndrome.
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Get the quackzei dick syndrome mug.When someone so desperately believes everyone hates them, and is constantly in a fit of denial over love for themselves, that they push their friends away. The worst kind of self-esteem.
Child: “This person literally took a bullet for me; but I still think that they hate me deep down.”
Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”
Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”
Mother: “Help doctor please, he is convinced the world is against him and believes he is hated by everyone.”
Doctor: “I’m sorry ma’am, but he has Cluver Atreides Syndrome. It is very hard to cure, nearly impossible!”
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