The Straight Gay

A Gay guy, who is straight for being gay. Meaning he likes men, only human males, not other males like animals and other species.

Colin said, " I'm a different type of gay, The straight gay, See ya'll aint woke like me" (November 9,2020 at 7:59 PM EST), as he proceeded to make himself look like a retard.

by colinbladesthomas November 9, 2020

Gay Far

The lesbian metric system; A term to describe something extra far away

Yo that place is gay far i don’t wanna drive there

by Slay yassssss March 26, 2024

hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Gayed

When someone jumps on your phone and subscribes you to r/lgbt

Damnit! Drew just Gayed my account!

by Yogurt-Dehh November 27, 2018

Exhibit Gay

When someone says "You don't look gay" to a queer individual. The indiviudal whips out their emergency pride flag and starts to suck a dick/eat pussy. Exhibit Gay.

Person 1: You don't look gay?
Queer(m): Oh sorry my bad excuse me
(Queer proceeds to wrap rainbow flag around himself, grabest the nearest twink and makes out as Beyonce plays in the background) Exhibit Gay

by Tru_that_thundercat March 14, 2018

gay

you

you are gay

by whyyousohot June 9, 2022

Gay

It is a very dangerous disease that only affects men that are happy

Ex:
Person1: hey you are gay
Person2: no i am happy because i blew up a hospita-

by Cok and bal torture cbt from W December 9, 2022