Zach

A male who is definitely sexiest, miserable, and a heathen. But still really cool

Them:do you know Zach?
Me: yeah he hates Niki Minaj and never smiles and hate God, but he's pretty cool

by Hyperionx13 June 28, 2022

Zach

Zach was born to be a leader. He has nice blonde/brown hair and blue eyes. He’s always willing to help and is a very understanding individual. They tend to be gifted in math/science. He’s very intelligent and has a charming smile. Zach’s can often cause others to be jealous or upset by his nature because of his leadership skills. They have dad humor and are about average height. Zach’s can be great companions so if you meet one try and become their friend! You won’t regret it.

Person#1: ugh I really don’t understand this

Zach: don’t worry! I’m here to help!

by Hammysam July 21, 2021

Zach

"well u can have just my tip and then if u want i could slam u or if u just wanted the tip I'll just give u the tip"

zach is a freak

by bigdickmeegz December 17, 2024

Zach

Zach is a buff but slightly chunky guy with a sense of humor like no other, Zach will say and do as he pleases but never purposefully disrespects anyone if he can help it, Zach will show love to those in need but more often than not he is clueless to those who show love back, he is one hell of a guy you do not want to miss an opportunity to meet.

Damn that guy Zach is funny as hell!

As annoying as Zach is, hes reliable and caring

by BIIIGPAPIII February 16, 2023

Zach Attack

:when Zachary Sherman has schizophrenic episode where he sees famous characters from well known philosophy novels (like the Consolation of Philosophy, Dante's inferno, the Apology, etc.)
:When a scholar is to be persecuted and received a Tally

Bro I think sher is having a Zach Attack on the new freshman

by Lil TeddyBear April 30, 2024

Zach

a guy that is always wearing pijamas and he has a weird obsession with saying nonono

Zach why would you cut your hair?

by mapacha2000 November 23, 2021

Zachs law

If one shall interrupt thy rules of what is posted on Facebook then one automatically takes ownership of thy post.

Zachs law means If a person shares a post on Facebook stating something such as " Your mom has one hour to reply or she has to buy your next tattoo" and you interfere with that post by tagging that person then you automatically have to purchase that tattoo yourself.

by Jungle ditch February 14, 2021