your mom 

my ride last night... ask your dad

"your mom rides smoother than a limousine"

your mom by danisoccergirl9 November 27, 2007

Your butt 

1)The biggest ass in the universe, It has it's own island. ( see also, Nicole MacAvoy)

2)Used as a comeback in an argument.
( also see, your mom)

Your butt is really ugly.

-or-

Your butt is really big

Your butt by Julie April 3, 2003

Your Mum 

'Your Mum' is the original english version of the insult. The American readers among us will be more accustomed to 'Your Momma.' The insuslt can be added as a come back (though not a very good one) to any insult. The comeback does not have to be related in any way to the insult and can be completely incoherent.

This is an example of and incoherent version
'You such such a cock sucker'
'Your Mum.'
This is a coherent example
'Fuck you! You suck cock'
'So does your Mum'

Your Mum by Tom Li March 20, 2005

your not ready 

if the person wants something they simply cant handle. you tell them there not ready.

Punter: Yeah ive just started riding bikes and i want the fastest one.

Heston: Your not ready

your not ready by brapgrim October 11, 2008

Your Face's Face 

The perfect and only counter to the word, Your Face.

(Playing Gran Turismo: Person 2)
Person 1: Dude! You Suck!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: YOU FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Stomps on Playstation 2)
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(Playing Call of Duty: Person 1 & Person 2)
Person 1: I just owned you noob!
Person 2: YOUR FACE!!!
Person 1: You know what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: YOUR FACE'S FACE!!!
Person 2: (Rage Quits)
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Your Face's Face by Dragonblud55 August 12, 2009

Your feedback will be submitted 

A reply to a question or complaint that implies the problem will be addressed, when in reality, the problem will never be looked at. Similar to "We'll get someone right on it." This is the standard reply from the MLB.TV forum support guy to notify a subscriber of MLB.TV that their complaint or suggestion will never see the light of day.

joebaseballfan: "The commercial volume is twice as loud as the game volume. Can someone please lower the commercial volume? Thanks."

mlbsupport: "Your feedback will be submitted."

Your feedback will be submitted by NoRagTopYet September 4, 2009

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma 

A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.

……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)

Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma by Yr Mum, Yr Dad......Yr Grandma March 17, 2011