worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

Beep Beep Worm

A worm that just so happens to beep.

Bro I saw a beep beep worm today! He was beeping at me!

by Piece of shit ass motherfucker January 8, 2022

Smooth worm

When you ACCIDENTALLY find wormies in your smootheeeeeee. PLSSSSS- anyways chile stream queen doja cat!!!!!

woom smoothie (.) smooth worm

by Youoyo March 17, 2021

Worm

Worm is essentially an way of saying “is it really?” when asking a question. It also works as a “Yes” in response.

“Hey, did you hear that class is cancelled tomorrow?”

“Oh, worm?”
“Worm.”

by dorodorodoro September 24, 2021

squiggly worm

The act of lubing the entire body and engaging in sexual intercourse on top of a tarp that is also lubed.

The squiggly worm was the best sex I ever had!

by jesusmoralezsantiago November 3, 2009

wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018

worm pancreatitis

an expression used when something extremely saddening or maddening happens

"shit man, my worms got pancreatitus. i am not in a good mood"
"Man, what happened?"
"my grandmother just passed."

"this is a fat load of worm pancreatitis!!"

by small pox fan 123 October 8, 2025