usurper whistler 

noun. Mortal enemy to the public whistler. A person of dominant mentality who, upon hearing a public whistler performing, also begins to whistle. Usurper whistling is a coup attack upon the public whistler. The usurper whistler can be identified by the fact that s/he is always whistling louder and usually faster than the public whistler.

verb. usurp-whistle

The other day I was whistling on a bus and fell victim to a usurper whistler. I was doing that part from Sitting on the Dock of a Bay and he started whistling Yankee Doodle Dandy at the top of his register. He usurp-whistled me.

usurper whistler by Thel200ster March 25, 2007

whisterpoot 

to slap someone over the back of the head, usually in a nonsensical fashion.

john and keith used coke bottles to whisterpoot chris.

whisterpoot by maniacbass2 April 7, 2005

whistles  

Tampon applicators, sans tampons, known to float in the 'rhea river. Named for their resemblance to whistles or any other wind instrument.

The most common whistles floating in the 'rhea river were pink in color.

whistles by Sastwatch January 13, 2009

Wristlet 

In the gun world a wristlet is a girly man who praises anemic rounds, nearly always 9mm, and discounts rounds which balistically superior simply because they can't handle them.

That beta wristlet numale tried to sell me on the 9mm after he saw me shooting 10mm. Luckily for me I have a functional pair of testicles so I can manage the 10mm no problem.

Wristlet by HiLiter April 14, 2020

whittle 

asian man who gets boners occasionally in a class full of guys

wow, that guy is such a whittle.

whittle by Braswell March 6, 2008

Penny whistles

Whistles... made from pennies... or so the fable goes anyhoo. Are often sold in ice cube trays and are plentiful wherever you find Ghetto Moon Pies. Delicious with Pina Coladas.

"Mmmmmm... penny whistles..."

Penny whistles by Smythe October 25, 2004

Wuhan Whistler 

The Wuhan Whistler is a sex act identical to the "Cleveland Steamer" with the added requirement of the shitter having consumed a bat within the past 8 hours. (after thier last bowel movement and before the act)

I can't wait for this to die down so that I can get on the first plane to China for another Wuhan Whistler.

Wuhan Whistler by ZenonShindo April 29, 2020