A British insult. Usually "bloody" means "fucking" in America. Bloody wanker would mean in America "fucking dickhead"
by sanchez4555555 May 19, 2005
Get the bloody wanker mug.The process of replacing innocuous words in popular media with another (sometimes) related sexual term. The most widespread example of said process is the replacing of "wand" with "wang" in the Harry Potter books. Another widely known instance is replacing "fairy" with "penis" and "Great Deku Tree" with "vagina" in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
"Harry looked down at his own wang. he could see finger marks all over it. He gathered a fistful of robe from his knee and tried to rub it clean surreptitiously. Several gold sparks shot out the end of it. Fleur gave him a very patronizing look, and he desisted." (A passage after undergoing wangifying)
"Kathryn spent Saturday night wangifying the 6th Harry Potter book instead of doing her homework."
"Kathryn spent Saturday night wangifying the 6th Harry Potter book instead of doing her homework."
by Steven Hopkins September 18, 2006
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Get the wankness mug.The art of using your penis or "wang" to "smash" someone's face. Usually shouting "WANG SMASH!" while, or just before executing the meaning is common.
Can also be used as an adjective meaning you are better than or "owned" a subject/person
Can also be used as an adjective meaning you are better than or "owned" a subject/person
-Literal-
Girl: *on knees unzipping Boy's pants
Boy: "WANG SMASH" *cock whips Girl's face, resulting in an embarrassingly shaped bruise*
-Non-literal-
Einstein: " and that is my Cosmological Constant."
Ninja: "Hey Einstein! You didn't account for the amount of Asians jumping up and down at the same time. WANG SMASH!"
Girl: *on knees unzipping Boy's pants
Boy: "WANG SMASH" *cock whips Girl's face, resulting in an embarrassingly shaped bruise*
-Non-literal-
Einstein: " and that is my Cosmological Constant."
Ninja: "Hey Einstein! You didn't account for the amount of Asians jumping up and down at the same time. WANG SMASH!"
by NinjaLikesCheez May 22, 2010
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generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
generally performed when cleanliness is paramount.
performing a gentlemans wank gives the man a sense of chivalry.
Hey man,was up in the hotel room a while a ago,had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
hey man,had a couple of spare condoms,so i belted out a quick gentlemans wank.
had to be carefull,so i had a gentlemans wank.
by Roland 808 March 19, 2009
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sup, homie, what ur xbox gamer tag wanna play with someone and i wanna fucking die but that's not relevant rn so drop it
by OneSaucyBoi May 4, 2020
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