Waffle

a pancake with abs

i like waffles

by bob_101 September 2, 2018

Waffle Home

A waffle house that ascends from the level of a mere house to a home through excellent service and amazing waffles. This distinction is most often granted between the hours of midnight and 4am, and nearly always by drunk teenagers

“This waffle house is more than a simple house, it’s a waffle HOME.”

by Waffle Home Lover January 5, 2019

Waffle

Some who is very excessive and extra with there words

Hannah is being a waffle to me

Hannah can not stop being a waffle

by Hannahisawaffle February 13, 2019

Waffle Top

When a fat chick wearing a bikini gets up out of her beach chair and her love handles have the imprint of the chair resembling a waffle

Dude. Gross. Check out the waffle top on that one.

by Unkum March 11, 2019

Waffleitis

The correct term given to a Youtuber who cannot control their impulse to talk utter shite whilst streaming live. Subject has no limit and is guaranteed to bore the pants off of everybody unfortunate enough to catch the live stream.

OMG this dude has waffleitis so bad, i want to block my ears with slugs.

by Silent Robot March 30, 2019

Waffle Stomp

The action of stomping shit down your shower drain

The fecalphiliac decided to waffle stomp his shit while in the shower

by Nigga Fungus June 27, 2019

Waffle Stomp

Where one takes a shit in the shower and steps it down the drain.

Edward: Sorry I'm late, I had to Waffle Stomp in the shower.

by The Ed Channel November 11, 2019